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Crappy Science Songs Volume One

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Cells Part Two: Energy Processes Verse 1: 8 lines - Introduction Hey have you heard, we’re back with part two Cells made of organelles have work to do The building blocks of life, our structure and our function Need some energy, or they could malfunction Photosynthesis makes sugars from the sun Converting energy, now the food chain has begun Cellular respiration breaks down this food To give your cells energy so life is good Chorus: The circle of life Starts with photosynthesis Absorbing sunlight The ‘plast is where the action is Plant cells makin’ sugars- hard at work But the next process happens all over earth Releasing energy Cellular respiration glucose to ATP Energy for all creation mitochondria in every kinda cell No respiration, no organism dwells Photo and CR, this is what we are Energy makers, absorbers and takers From the mitochondria and chloroplast too The processes are part of cells part two, part two, cells part two Verse 2: Photosynthesis Photosynthesis is an autotroph production Heterotrophs get energy from indirect consumption (Emma H) Living things need the sun to survive- (Peyton S) Get ready for the photosynthetic ride. The sun hits the chloroplasts, remember them? Stuffed with chlorophyll- now let’s talk about the chem. (Alex M) We owe it all to the mean green pigment, Absorbing all the sunlight that’s daily being sent (Zach L) Carbon dioxide and H-2-0 Mix with light energy to make a crazy combo! (Alex M) Water in the cytoplasm chills for a few- Then hydrogen and oxygen split into two (Rheagan) The atoms recombine to make C-6-H-12-O-6 A sugar called glucose, you simply gotta know this The result is important to you and to me Oxygen released from the plants and the trees (Wyatt K) Verse 2: Cellular Respiration Mic check mic check- cellular respiration Bringin’ it back with thrill and education (Rheagan B) CR is something all living things do Without mitochondria, life on earth would go askew (Jaclyn K) Photosynthesis’ products take the stage now Powerhouses of the cell gotta break things down Food gives us glucose, inhaling brings O2- Cellular respiration makes something cells can use (Wyatt K) Glucose in the cytoplasm breaks apart, Into smaller molecules; it’s a work of art! (Jake G) Then it knocks on mitochondria’s door, Takes a step inside, where it’s broken down more (Ashlyn T) This releases water, CO2 and a burst of heat Formed into energy all cells need. Who’s down with ATP? All the cell’s homies! (Peyton) Break Down: Photosynthesis-cellular respiration Opposite reactions- opposite equations 6 C-O-2 plus 6-H-2-O, a little light energy converts to glucose C-6-H-12-0-6, what else? 6-O-2, now the opposites react Start with glucose and oxygen this time, C-6-H-12-O-6 and 6-O-2 combine To make heat energy, in the form of ATP, H-2-O and C-O-2, now the processes are through
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"Cells, Cells" Today's the day were gonna learn about the cell If I teach it okay, you'll know it very well So listen up 6th graders- -no room left for haters- lets talk about the building blocks of life- cells that make us. Chorus: Cells, cells they're made of organelles Try to pull a fast one, the cytoplasm gels The nucleus takes over controllin' everything The party don't stop 'till the membrane blocks the scene Inside the vacuole we can float around for hours Running round with chloroplasts, lovin' sunlight showers Cells, cells, they're made of organelles First things first, there's two different types- animal and plant cells that make up all life. The little things that make up microscopic cells, The main structures- yeah, we call them organelles. Now let's break it down and get some information- How do cells work? It's a crazy combination! -Chorus- The cell membrane is the border patrol, Who can cross over? The membrane lets 'em know The gooey stuff inside, is called the cytoplasm It holds the organelles- don't worry, plasm-has 'em! In the middle of the cell you'll find the big brain, The nucleus surrounded by nuclear membrane Don't forget the vacuole filled up with water It's a basic need for life when this rap keeps getting hotter! -Chorus- The mitchondria's something every cell needs, Breaking down the food and releasin' energy. There's a place inside the cell where chemicals are stored, the squiggly golgi bodies, releasin' even more. Yo hangin' in the cell is endoplasmic reticulum, synthesizin' enzymes for respiration, and um... If you still think that this rap is whack, remember ribosomes making proteins gettin' jacked! -Chorus- Lookin at the plant cell, weird and green two more parts is all it takes you see? Cell wall knows what's up when it comes to keepin' structure Strong with cellulose, this cell can't get much tougher. C-H- L-O- R-O -- Plast, These little green machines are havin' a blast Photosythenisizing- filled with chlorophyll -they hit the cell club, runnin' up a high bill- -Chorus-
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"Cells, Cells" Original Rap by Emily Crapnell Today's the day were gonna learn about the cell If I teach it okay, you'll know it very well So listen up 6th graders- -no room left for haters- lets talk about the building blocks of life- cells that make us. Chorus: Cells, cells they're made of organelles Try to pull a fast one, the cytoplasm gels The nucleus takes over controllin' everything The party don't stop 'till the membrane blocks the scene Inside the vacuole we can float around for hours Running round with chloroplasts, lovin' sunlight showers Cells, cells, they're made of organelles First things first, there's two different types- animal and plant cells that make up all life. The little things that make up microscopic cells, The main structures- yeah, we call them organelles. Now let's break it down and get some information- How do cells work? It's a crazy combination! -Chorus- The cell membrane is the border patrol, Who can cross over? The membrane lets 'em know The gooey stuff inside, is called the cytoplasm It holds the organelles- don't worry, plasm-has 'em! In the middle of the cell you'll find the big brain, The nucleus surrounded by nuclear membrane Don't forget the vacuole filled up with water It's a basic need for life when this rap keeps getting hotter! -Chorus- The mitchondria's something every cell needs, Breaking down the food and releasin' energy. There's a place inside the cell where chemicals are stored, the squiggly golgi bodies, releasin' even more. Yo hangin' in the cell is endoplasmic reticulum, synthesizin' enzymes for respiration, and um... If you still think that this rap is whack, remember ribosomes making proteins gettin' jacked! -Chorus- Lookin at the plant cell, weird and green two more parts is all it takes you see? Cell wall knows what's up when it comes to keepin' structure Strong with cellulose, this cell can't get much tougher. C-H- L-O- R-O -- Plast, These little green machines are havin' a blast Photosythenisizing- filled with chlorophyll -they hit the cell club, runnin' up a high bill- -Chorus- credits

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released February 9, 2014

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